got really high and wandered off the kibbutz. i dont think were in israel anymore LOL
Holy shit this entire Tumblr is amazing.
Nothing reveals the plain truth like juxtaposition.
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends